Tales of the Times

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of U.S. News

There was a mayor from Alabama’s sphere,
Who left his city draped in drear,
A Senator’s dream in sunny rays fell,
As ammo sales soared without a tell,
And a freeway’s fire closed paths, I fear.

These are the headlines that were used to create this post:

• A Mayor’s Suicide Leaves an Alabama City Seeking Answers
• Tim Scott Suspends ’24 Campaign, as His Sunny Message Failed to Resonate
• Commercial sales are booming with little public accountability. Rounds have been bought by murderers, antigovernment groups and others.
• Major Freeway Near Downtown Los Angeles Is Closed Indefinitely After Fire